Compilation: Well Wishes for Joe

Sales Manager Joe Jardine collates all of the 'well wishes' he's recently received from colleagues...

As plenty of you will be aware, I recently broke my collar bone. I'm lucky enough to have a bunch of supportive and sympathetic colleagues who have been chauffeuring me around to meetings and making my brews. They've also been finding their own ways to wish me well over the past fortnight...

'Sorry to hear about your injury, but why the chip on your shoulder?'

'Welcome back to work, I hear you had a cracking few days holiday.'

'I heard you broke your arm in 2 places, I would avoid those 2 places in future.'

'A man walked into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.'

'It couldn't have happened to a nicer chap. You're armless.'

'If you think I’m going to make you a cuppa you can ‘sling’ your hook.'

'You're armless for a change... you're usually legless'